An American (Spaceman) in Paris
Monsieur le Beep has lost his Saturn V. Tres careless. Is it by the Seine? Non.
Is it in the cemetery? Non.
Are you sure? Jim Morrison may be hiding in it, but non, it is not there.
Is THIS the rocket? Mais oui! But someone has stripped all the metal for scrap. Merde! ... Oh wait, that is the Eiffel Tower. Silly M le Beep!